suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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