doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I need a beard to bite.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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