On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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