part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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