Dual....:-)
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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