I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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