Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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