My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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