"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Randomize
