where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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