Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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