Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
