Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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