Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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