i barfeds in our rink
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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