he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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