1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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