pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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