Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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