My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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