Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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