if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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