Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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