his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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