i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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