I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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