I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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