This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
True strength comes from lack of pants
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
