They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
