THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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