Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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