Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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