Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm just crazy horny about you
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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