We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Randomize
