Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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