You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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