guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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