I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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