I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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