i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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