Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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