Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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