OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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