Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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