I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
did i walk over a car last night?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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