I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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