Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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