at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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