Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
