Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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