on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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