she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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