just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I wear drunk well.
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