I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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